I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.