Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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