oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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