girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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