why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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