doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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