I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You were trust falling into bushes
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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