The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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