The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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