so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Shame - the story of my life.
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