I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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