While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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