Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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