She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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