ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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