ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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