everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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