she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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