youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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