What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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