The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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