That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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