The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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