it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
sex in a hospital.. check
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
