Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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