the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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