Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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