My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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