if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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