So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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