She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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