u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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