Small penises have feelings too.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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