Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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