I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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