you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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