It's just like the Real World with babies
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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