hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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