I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
So much Jack, so little girl.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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