I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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