He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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