Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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