Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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