Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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