I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Barsexuality is the new black.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
