did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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