Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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