Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Randomize