I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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