But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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